I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I licked your asshole in confidence.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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