Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Ambien. No doubt about it.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Even the bartender felt bad for me
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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