Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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