i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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