Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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