Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
You are a genius and a whore.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize
