Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
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