I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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