would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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