Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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