the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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