I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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