Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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