I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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