wrigley field is MILF paradise
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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