What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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