i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
50% drunk capacity currently
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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