I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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