if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
