...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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