it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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