That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
how does that bad decision feel?
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