So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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