Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
