I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I take back everything I said about communal showers
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Randomize
