Quick, to the slutcave!
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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