worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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