I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Is it because I queefed?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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