at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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