Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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