they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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