just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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