They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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