I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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