My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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