I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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