just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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