: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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