office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
When did angry sex become our thing?
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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