You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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