My hand turned me down
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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