I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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