maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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