i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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