i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I'd cum for enchiladas.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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