Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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