How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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