yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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