tell your sister to shave her snatch
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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