So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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