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He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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