Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dude, I woke up at my ex's house. I am spooning her half naked roommate. There is a pizza on my shoulder. I need you to come pick me up.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
